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Rescuing Lobsters from Seafood Markets

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Someone recommended his 'Flush.' Funny. Thank you for reading and commenting. Have a great day. Read More »

Tagged: crustaceans, screenplay, fishtanks, lobsters

Rescuing Lobsters from Seafood Markets

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Big enough to hold several rescued lobsters! She loves to rescue 'things.' But, more importantly, she does it to piss her mean ole husband off. Thank you so very much for reading my crazy query. --... Read More »

Tagged: crustaceans, screenplay, fishtanks, lobsters

Rescuing Lobsters from Seafood Markets
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Solomon Broad Mar 6.

Does anyone rescue captive crustaceans from their next meal? Has anyone in blogland thought about bringing a live lobster home and dumping it into their fish tank with or without the permission of ... Read More »

Tagged: crustaceans, screenplay, fishtanks, lobsters

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Fat Bastard Sucker Punches Opponent and Announcer

Tonight at Trump International Hotel & Tower Casino in Las Vegas, professional boxing ring announcer and former child-star Michael Buffer took a lady-like swing at super heavy-weight boxer Fat Bastard. Fat Bastard absorbed the punch by blocking the blow with his opponent, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s face.

The incident happened when the referee, Jackie Justice, called the two fighters to the center of the ring. Michael Buffer started to chime in with his familiar phrase, “Let’s…

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Posted by Austin Girl on April 30th, 2008 at 10:21am — No Comments (Add)

Fat Bastard Finds His Favorite Bone In Obama's Leg

By Austin Girl of the Dirty Dog Daily

Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, hired Republican Political Strategist Karl Rove’s favorite political dirty trickster specialist, part-time refrigerator repair dog and (Nixon-hold-over) Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle to put on a ‘Hillary for President’ tee-shirt and go piss on John McCain’s leg during a national televised McCain speech.

But, the drunken, disoriented Fat Bastard screwed up his assignment while…

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Posted by Austin Girl on April 24th, 2008 at 1:02am — No Comments (Add)

Paris Hilton's Dog Caught on Sex Video Doing the Naughty with Fat Bastard

Dirty Dog Daily has obtained an exclusive sex video tape featuring Paris Hilton’s teacup Chihuahua Tinkerbell and Austin Girl’s very own low-class and overweight refrigerator-repair dog Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle.

The overly-sexual Beagle and his New York socialite bling-bling wearing bitch checked in to the Bed and Woofess Posh Doggie Spa and Hotel located on Barton Springs Road in Austin, Texas over the weekend. “The sick bastard recorded their dirty doggie-style hanky panky and…

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Posted by Austin Girl on April 24th, 2008 at 1:00am — No Comments (Add)

Fat Bastard's Gas Heats 15,000 Homes

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Fat Bastard’s Gas Heats 15,000 Homes By Austin Girl

Chevron Corporation has discovered the source for the declining ozone layer, debunking popular myth that manufacturers and automobiles have…

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Posted by Austin Girl on April 17th, 2008 at 11:38pm — No Comments (Add)

Buddy "Fat Bastard" Pimps MySpace Page

Posted by Austin Girl on April 12th, 2008 at 4:50pm — No Comments (Add)

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At 3:21pm on March 2nd, 2008, Phioxenia said…: Hello AUSTIN Girl
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It is I who am the incomprehensible silence, and afterthought, whose memory is so great. It is I who am the voice whose sounds are so numerous: And the discourse whose images are so numerous. I am the speaking of my own name. Zeus the eternal life

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